Vacation
Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 11:30 am
A married couple go on vacation to Jerusalem.
The entire time the wife nags the husband.
Unexpectedly, the wife passes away.
The funeral director tells the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.”
The man thought about it and tells the funeral director that he would like to have her shipped home.
Puzzled, the funeral director asks, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150.”
The husband replies, “A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
The entire time the wife nags the husband.
Unexpectedly, the wife passes away.
The funeral director tells the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.”
The man thought about it and tells the funeral director that he would like to have her shipped home.
Puzzled, the funeral director asks, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150.”
The husband replies, “A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
